Mon, 25 January 2016
After two long years, we're back! Things are discussed. Crazy characters come a knockin. And old dynamics are re-established. But is this finally the end or is it the beginning of a new era? You be the judge!
Special thanks to Alex Moore for the episode art!
Mon, 19 August 2013
Holy crap! What a blow out episode! It's a full extrava-ganza! We talk about comic con. We talk about this. We talk about that. I don't care about episode discriptions! Who needs em anyway?! Not me! Check this episode out! Step right up! Someone else write this! I don't want to write this! Someone else do it!
Tue, 25 September 2012
In this amazing episode, the fantastic Ryan Quincy sits in and shares his perspective on casting Justin over Ryan in the role of "Chris" on his new IFC animated show "Out There". We also discuss his 15 years spent on South Park, the grueling schedule, and how he got involved with the show.
Justin reveals the truth behind everything you’ve ever known. An incredible discovery about mankind and the end of the Mayan calendar and everything all rolled into one. Forget about it. Might as well just forget about it.
Jackie spills all kinds of alcohol everywhere.
Huge thanks to Ryan Quincy for sitting in, and for the amazing episode art!
Big thanks as always to our hero announcer A. Smith Harrison. What a guy.
Mon, 3 September 2012
In this fantastic episode, Justin Ryan and Jackie talk about all sorts of stuff! You wouldn't even believe all the things they discuss! Some of the topics include: Ryan's voice acting career! Justin's skinned knees! Jackie's philanthropy! Justin's new pet!
And even more stuff! Just tune it in and drop out!
Big thanks as always to our wonderful announcer A. Smith Harrison! Check out his brand new facebook page! https://www.facebook.com/ashtalk
Thanks to Brian Bass for the episode art!!
Mon, 4 June 2012
Pendleton Ward and show favorite Kent Osborne sit in on this delightful episode of GVP! Smith Harrison our announcer took care of making sure this episode is safe for all audiences by censoring the explicit content within! He might have missed a few spots though, so beware. Actually, I wouldn't risk listening if you're under 17 years of age JUST to be on the safe side.
Thanks to Pen Ward and Natasha Allegri for the episode art!
Thanks to Ryan Elder for the new Kent's Closet theme! Thanks to Krocky Meshkin for the Psychici abilities beats!
As always, thanks to our announcer Smith Harrison for helping guide us toward the light side the best he can.
Fri, 20 April 2012
What an episode! Ryan revisits his old stand up days and performs what he remembers from his ancient set for jackie. Justin relives his recent cancer scare and MRI. Jackie takes a dump in Ryan's face on mike. Suck my balls!
Special thanks to Chris Piers for this weeks incredible episode art!!
Sun, 15 January 2012
"Real life" Abed drops by and delights us with tales from the fringe of the law. Justin has an existencial crisis. No Jackie this week. All that and your email! Enjoy!
Thanks to Benton Patrick Webb for the poignant episode art!
Fri, 30 December 2011
Ohhhh boy oh boy! A new episode! We're back and feel horrible for taking such a long break. Jackie discusses her christmas experience, Justin rants about a few things, and Ryan is dating a black girl! We're just warming up with this one, expect a new episode at LEAST once a month from now on. Good lordy lordy. Eat your veggies and cream!
Huge thanks to Kali Fontechio for this week's amazing episode art. Huge thanks to Smith Harrison out announcer! Check out his link!
Sat, 20 August 2011
We really dialed into the bottom of the issue in this new episode of GVP. Female substitute co-host Marisa Pinson sits in. Ryan talks about how badly he wants to fuck Child Murderer Casey Anthony. All sorts of other shit happens. Download it now!
Mon, 8 August 2011
This is a real mixed nuts type episode! Dan Harmon sits in for a few fun segments (including one called "mixed nuts") and Amy Roiland sits in for a few more fun segments!
Thanks to Matt Taylor for the hand painted episode art!
Thanks to our lovely announcer Smith Harrison!
SUPER THANKS to Ryan Elder for all the incredible music jingles featured in this episode. Totally forgot to have Smith thank him.
Fri, 10 June 2011
Walking Dead creator Robert Kirkman sits in on the show! We discuss all kinds of things, including his rise to power and the exclusive reveal of brand new walking dead character "Flooobers." You'll be thrilled to learn more about all of this. You won't be able to wait to check it out.
Check it out on the internet!
Thanks to Smith Harrison our lovely and wonderful announcer!
Fri, 3 June 2011
Jackie's out this episode, but don't worry! Ryan and Justin have plenty to discuss. Ryan's horrible date from hell! Justin's drunken social encounter, and more!
Thanks as always to our very lovely announcer Smith Harrison!
Sun, 15 May 2011
Writer/ Actress/ Comedian Jen Kirkman stops by and hangs out!
Legendary actor Jack Nicholson drops by and hits on jackie!
Psychic abilities swings by and discusses his race and his position on smokers!
Thanks as always to Smith Harrison, our wonderful announcer!
Fri, 22 April 2011
This week it's just Jackie, Ryan, and Justin hanging out. No guests. Nothing special.
Jackie takes up smoking, Ryan shares his tooth problem, Justin got a massage, etc. Really incredible episode. It will SUCK you in.
Special thanks to Sean Mills for the episode art! As always, thanks to our lovely announcer Smith Harrison!
Sat, 16 April 2011
It's episode 30! We made it!
Special guest Chris Tallman sits in and shares a bit about his career, his strange life as a husband and father, but also does a great job of interviewing Jackie, Justin, and Ryan! Justin discusses his feelings about Minecraft's parent company "Mojang".
Rapper "Psychic Abilities" stops by to perform some of his newest songs live in the studio.
Special thanks to Chris Piers for this weeks episode art! Thanks to Krocky Meshkin for the new rap beats! Thanks again to Msarge for the minecraft server!!!
Thanks as always to our announcer Smith Harrison!
Tue, 5 April 2011
Come and join us in Minecraft, help build GVP related landmarks, and play with Ryan, Justin and other friends of the show.
The IP for our server is 18.104.22.168:25602
Thankyou to Msarge for starting the server!! Thanks to Taj for creating the Jackie block plans! More of those please!!
Go to Minecraft.net to download and play!
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Sat, 2 April 2011
Special Guest Rob Schrab stops by and delights us with personal and career stories, as well as discussion about his brand new Image Comic's art book!
Abed stops by and wows us yet again!
The Nintendo 3DS contest results! Wowie!
Thanks to Rob Schrab for the episode art and for being our guest! Thanks to Smith Harrison our announcer! Click his name to see his website!
Fri, 18 March 2011
Comedy writing legends Tom Gammill and Max Pross sit in and share stories from working on SNL, The David Letterman show, The Simpsons, Seinfeld, and more.
Mister Scoops stops by for some hot off the presses celebrity news, and more!!
Thanks to Daron Nefcy for this weeks incredible episode art!! Click her name to see more of her work!!
Sun, 27 February 2011
GVP interviews an 89-year-old ACTUAL WW2 vet who also happens to be Ryan's Grandpa. Another one of Jackie's news segments, and another hilarious email segment. Get ready!
Thanks to Nico for the amazing episode art!
Fri, 11 February 2011
Look, We've had Kent on a few times, but this time Justin was armed with some interesting questions. It's a great interview.
Thanks to Morgan Locke for this weeks episode art, Thanks to our new producers Dean Pelton and Sam Lembeck.
Thanks as always to our lovely announcer Smith Harrison. Check out his facebook page!
Sat, 22 January 2011
Actor/ comedian TJ Miller stops by, sick, and wears a mask to protect us. He discusses his brain surgery, the Yogi Bear shoot, and other stuff.
Surprise visit from Thurop Van Orman the creator of Cartoon Network's Flapjack!
We introduce a BRAND NEW SEGMENT!
Thanks to Ryan Elder for the new segment's theme music, Thanks to Meredith Wier for this weeks amazing episode art!!
And thanks to our announcer Smith Harrison!
Sat, 15 January 2011
Here it is! "The NINTENDO 3DS Sponsored by Nintendo Grandma's Virginity Crazy Audio Contest!"
DEADLINE FOR ENTRY: MARCH 25 2011
First prize gets their choice of ONE the following =
1. brand new Nintendo 3DS system, 2. Framed original art asset from Mr. Sprinkles (art actually used in an episode) 3. A date with Jackie (if Jackie approves and you can provide your own transportation and accommodations.)
Second prize gets to pick from the two prizes still left after First place picks.
Third place gets the last prize standing. (If that prize is a date with Jackie and she opts out or you can't or don't want that, there will be ANOTHER framed original art asset from Mr. Sprinkles as an alternate prize.)
DEADLINE FOR ENTRY: MARCH 25th 2011
1. Find your favorite audio clip from any GVP episode you want. (The clip can be as short as you want, but TRY to keep it around THREE minutes in length. Don't sweat it if you go over by a bit.) If you need to edit the audio, go for it, but don't butcher it or you won't stand a chance at winning.
2. Create some visuals to accompany your chosen audio clip. (Photos, full animation, live action footage, clay animation, whatever you want. Just create some visual component to the audio that enhances it the audio) The closer it seems that the visual component matches the audio the better.
3. Post your final video on YOUTUBE and then link it on the Grandma's Virginity Facebook page! If you don't understand facebook, then just post your video on YOUTUBE and email us a link at firstname.lastname@example.org
4. Justin, Ryan, Jackie, Abed, Kent Osborne, and maybe Dan Harmon will narrow down the finalists and eventually pick a winner! Second and third place will also get some INSANE prize but we haven't figured that out yet.
PRO TIP: Be creative. The more work you put in, the better chance you'll have at winning. I don't want to tell you how to play the game, but a fully animated mario cuddling on Jackie's lap is a great place to start!!!!1111
ALSO, just because the deadline is March 25th doesn't mean you can't post one tomorrow! No limit on how many you can make! Make 100 if you want! What do we care?! It probably won't strengthen your odds any!
Sat, 8 January 2011
First show of 2011! We discuss our holidayz, then Dino stops by with friend of the show Dan Harmon and tells us all sorts of neat stuff. We listen and talk back too!
We also read emails and more. Is this our year? I don't know! Hold on to your jammies!
Fri, 24 December 2010
It's a Jewish Christmas miracle! A new episode on Christmas eve day?! How can this be? Jackie, Justin, and Ryan spend time chatting. NO GUESTS! Toppy stops by. Justin re-lives his visit with Tom Green. Kent's Kloset returns! AAAAND more.
Special thanks to Ryan Elder for the Toppy theme, thanks to Josh Manderville for the awesome episode art!
ALWAYS: Thanks to Smith Harrison, our heroic announcer. MERRY CHRISTMAL!
Sat, 18 December 2010
Justin's parents stop by, and Abed sits in for a very sick Jackie! WOOOEEEOO!! We'll be back with jackie on board with a new episode next week just in time for the biggest holiday of the year!
Sat, 20 November 2010
Abed stops by and talks about his recent stint in LA country jail. Kyle Kinane drops in for some laughs and smiles. All that.
Sat, 6 November 2010
Sarah Silverman stops by for some talk, Ryan and Justin tell stories of traumatic events from their childhood, Jackie talks about her love of shit and farts (much to the disgust of Ryan and Justin), Kent Osborne stops by for another installment of "Kent's Kloset" and a bunch more. Episode 20! We did it!
Thanks to Sophie Kipner for her episode art,
Thanks to our announcer Smith Harrison for being a great announcer, and all around wonderful fellow.
Fri, 29 October 2010
Romanski from "blue mountain state" stops by and wows us.
Jackies corner, Kent's kloset, and all sorts more.
Thanks to Chris Piers for the amazing episode artwork!
Fri, 22 October 2010
It's leftovers volume 2! Tons of cut segments that we dug up and edited together for you becasue JACKIE HAD THE FLU. This is Jackies fault.
Fri, 8 October 2010
What a JAM PACKED episode this one is!
Jackie and Justin discuss their "date" as audience members at "dancing with the stars"
China and some other place are fighting. Can't remember. So tired. < Ryan fix that)
Kent's Kloset! New segment!
GVP Exclusive found audio: David Cross demonstrates the proper way to handle an EPK interview.
We interview animation voice actor Eric Bauza!
Justin's horrible love song.
And more. I'm going to bed.
Fri, 1 October 2010
World podcast exclusive interview with the elusive Steve Agee!
Other stuff too! You won't believe it!
Fri, 17 September 2010
FOUR LOKO!!! Special guest Kent Osborne visits the show to talk about TBS Movie Lounge, "Mumblecore", Spongebob Squarepants, and most importantly, his sexcapades! Abed gives us an updateus on his life. We discuss and drink Four Loko, and a whole lot more! This is our longest episode yet! Two and a half hours!!
Thanks to Brian Wysolmierski for this weeks episode art!
Thanks to the GWOP gang for creating the best "Four Loko" song on youtube!
And thanks to our wonderful announcer, Smith Harrison!
Fri, 3 September 2010
In this week's episode...
Guest star Kumail Nanjiani sits in for a riveting discussion about video games, the future, and third world people problems!
Ryan rejoices as Jackie and Justin's lives continue to spiral out of control as his starts to finally turn his around!
Justin gives us insight into the "Discovery Channel guy" and his misguided attempt to pitch a new slate of programming!
Plus: Mister Scoops, listener email, and a billion things more!
Check out our announcer Smith Harrison at smithharrison.net!
Follow our twitter @gransvirginity and Smith @voiceoverstudios!
Special thanks to Steven Chunn for this weeks episode art!
And join our Facebook page too for sexy pictures of Jackie!
Fri, 27 August 2010
It's episode 14! Hold on to your straps! Super Mario stops by, Ryan complains a lot about his looks and women. Seriously, most of this episode is Ryan complaining about how attractive he is and how hard it is for him to meet women. Seriously, you'll love it! You'll eat it up!
Thanks to ME (Justin) for the episode art, and to our wonderful announcer Smith Harrison for his silky smooth announcer work.
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Sat, 21 August 2010
The spookiest episode ever! Tune in and Tune on! It's spooky!
Special thanks to Joker Little for the episode art! Incredible!!! He pulled it off!!
Mon, 16 August 2010
Just checking in to let everyone know that the show isn't dead. We will be back soon with new full episodes.
Fri, 30 July 2010
You like Jackie? You got Jackie!
You'll learn all about Jackie's warped sense of right and wrong and find out what she has in common with "Dexter"!
You'll hear tales of talent shows past and her beautiful singing voice will melt your pre-pubescent hearts!
You'll discover the secret identity of her mysterious dream girl! And what they do in the privacy of their little dream world love nest. Watch out "Inception"!
You'll find out how Jackie fares as she tries out a groundbreaking new virtual reality experience and goes up against classic video game characters in a test of wills! INSANE VIDEOGAME NEWS SEGMENT HERE
Plus: Mister Scoops! Listener email! Kooky Justin characters! And much, much moooooorreeeee!!!!
VOTE FOR US ON PODCAST ALLEY!
Check out our announcer Smith Harrison and follow him @voiceoverstudio!
Thanks to Justin Roiland for the episode art.
Thu, 29 July 2010
One day late and not even a dollar short at all! The return of Toppy, the introduction of "Psychic Abilities", and a little bit more.
Special thanks to Sophie Kipner for the episode art!
Fri, 16 July 2010
It's episode 10! Notice we used numbers this time instead of spelling out the word "ten". Well that's because we're about to get into some longer numbers in terms of spelling. I figured episode 10 would be the best place to switch over to numbers. It shoudbnlt even be that noticable. I'm so sick and tired all the time. Help me. Ryan you can delete all this.
No sir Justin! In this week's episode...
Rich Fulcher from "The Mighty Boosh" and "Snuff Box" sits in on the show!
Hear all about Justin's forbidden love!
Find about what the Jewish people say is the highest level of charitability!
A horrible tragedy is mocked to comedic effect!
Plus: Mister Scoops, the return of Abed, listener email, and much, much more!
Follow us @gransvirginity
Check out our announcer Smith Harrison at smithharrison.net
Thanks to Alex Hirsch for the episode art!
Fri, 9 July 2010
Our first special! Justin and Ryan host a clip show of segments and snippets deleted from previous episodes. You'll hear such previously unheard gems as:
Dan Harmon's "Theatre of the Mind or Hustler Cartoon" game!
Jackie's "Wal-mart Dilemma"!
Why terrorists are our biggest fans!
The origin of the name "Grandma's Virginity"!
And believe me, so much, much, much...much, much more!
Fri, 2 July 2010
The phenomenon of our pre-teen audience!
"Pigs are People" aside, what really happens when you die?
The pilot episode of our new reality show!
Plus: Mister Scoops, listener email, and much, much more
Check out more of our announcer Smith Harrison at smithharrison.net!
Follow us on twitter @gransvirginity
Check out our youtube page for bonus content!
Fri, 25 June 2010
Here is the ACTUAL flier as mentioned in episode 08 (BELOW)
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Fri, 25 June 2010
A tribute to our fathers!
The Real Ghostbusters!
This aint your grandpappy's Hammurabi's Code!
The MC Hammer of t-shirts tells of his fall from grace!
Justin becomes the hero this world needs!
Plus: the "Book of Pigs are People" is sealed (for now), Mister Scoops gets real, Listener email, and much, much more!
Follow us @gransvirginity
Check out more from our announcer Smith Harrison at smithharrison.net!
Fri, 18 June 2010
The new episode is here! From now on, the show will be released every Friday! It's a Friday affair!
In this episode...
A betrayal is revealed!
Justin reveals the secret to his success!
Special guest Derek Waters opens up about the ups and downs of a career in show business and how "Drunk History" was the worst thing to happen to Cambodia since the Khmer Rouge!
Plus, Pigs are People, Mister Scoops, Listener email, and much, much more!
Follow the show @gransvirginity and check out our youtube page for bonus videos!
Check out our announcer Smith Harrison at smithharrison.net.
Wed, 9 June 2010
In this episode...
Justin spins an adventurous yarn of drunken insanity...
Jackie informs us of the fate of a historic artifact...
A surprise guest drops by...
A serious discussion about the conflict in the Middle East...
Plus: Pigs are People, Mister Scoops, listener email, and much, much more!
Special thanks to Austin Salmi for this week's episode art.
Check out our announcer at smithharrison.net
Wed, 2 June 2010
In this episode...
Justin gets drunk, Jackie is sick, and Ryan struggles to keep it all from falling apart.
The GVP team strikes gold with a surefire hit children's movie idea!
Weird new fetishes examined!
Justin tells us the best way to experience the San Diego Comic Con!
Hollywood gossip columnist "Mister Scoops" stops by the show to dish some dirt!
Plus: Pigs are People, listener email, and much, much more!
Thanks again to Alex Hirsch for the awesome art work and check out our announcer Smith Harrison at smithharrison.net!
Email us at email@example.com and follow us @gransvirginity
Wed, 26 May 2010
In this episode...
Fool proof methods to meet women and form long lasting, healthy relationships!
Would you live in a murder house?
Plus: "Pigs are People", listener email, and much, much more!
Thanks to Alex Hirsch for the awesome artwork!
Check out our announcer Smith Harrison at smithharrison.net!
Vote for us on podcast alley... I think it might do some good... I don't know...
Follow us on twitter @gransvirginity!
Wed, 19 May 2010
In this episode...
Working Class Museums!
County Fair Fraud!
How To Get a Girlfriend!
Pigs are People!
Plus: a brand new character, listener mail, and the rest!
Follow us @gransvirginity and send emails to firstname.lastname@example.org
Thanks to Myke Chilian for the super duper artwork!
You can also vote for us on podcastalley.com below for whatever that's worth... I don't know, still trying to figure this whole thing out.
Wed, 12 May 2010
In this episode...
More "Pigs are People!"
What would happen if the Nintendo 3DS was taken to biblical times?
Are cellphones a sign of the Apocalypse?
An insider's view of the LAPD!
If you like the show, please subscribe in iTunes, and give us a rating!
ALSO, follow us on Twitter @gransvirginity and send all emails to email@example.com
Wed, 5 May 2010
Captain E.O. and the magic of 3D cinema
What happens when loyal Disneyland performers (Snow White, Sleeping Beauty) start getting long in the tooth
Jello's pornographic TV commercial
A new religion to ponder
and much more, all in the very first episode of the Grandma's Virginity Podcast!
FOLLOW US ON TWITTER! @gransvirginity
A big thanks to Smith Harrison our official announcer!