Ohhhh boy oh boy! A new episode! We're back and feel horrible for taking such a long break. Jackie discusses her christmas experience, Justin rants about a few things, and Ryan is dating a black girl! We're just warming up with this one, expect a new episode at LEAST once a month from now on. Good lordy lordy. Eat your veggies and cream!

Huge thanks to Kali Fontechio for this week's amazing episode art. Huge thanks to Smith Harrison out announcer! Check out his link! 

We really dialed into the bottom of the issue in this new episode of GVP. Female substitute co-host Marisa Pinson sits in. Ryan talks about how badly he wants to fuck Child Murderer Casey Anthony. All sorts of other shit happens. Download it now!

This is a real mixed nuts type episode! Dan Harmon sits in for a few fun segments (including one called "mixed nuts") and Amy Roiland sits in for a few more fun segments!

Thanks to Matt Taylor for the hand painted episode art! 

Thanks to our lovely announcer Smith Harrison! 

SUPER THANKS to Ryan Elder for all the incredible music jingles featured in this episode. Totally forgot to have Smith thank him. 

Walking Dead creator Robert Kirkman sits in on the show! We discuss all kinds of things, including his rise to power and the exclusive reveal of brand new walking dead character "Flooobers." You'll be thrilled to learn more about all of this. You won't be able to wait to check it out. 

Check it out on the internet! 

Thanks to Smith Harrison our lovely and wonderful announcer!

Jackie's out this episode, but don't worry! Ryan and Justin have plenty to discuss. Ryan's horrible date from hell! Justin's drunken social encounter, and more! 

Thanks as always to our very lovely announcer Smith Harrison!

Writer/ Actress/ Comedian Jen Kirkman stops by and hangs out!

Legendary actor Jack Nicholson drops by and hits on jackie!

Psychic abilities swings by and discusses his race and his position on smokers!

Huge thanks to Krocky Meshkin for the Psychic Abilities raps, Thanks to Jack Cusumano for the amazing episode art!

Thanks as always to Smith Harrison, our wonderful announcer!

This week it's just Jackie, Ryan, and Justin hanging out. No guests. Nothing special. 

Jackie takes up smoking, Ryan shares his tooth problem, Justin got a massage, etc. Really incredible episode. It will SUCK you in. 

Special thanks to Sean Mills for the episode art! As always, thanks to our lovely announcer Smith Harrison!

It's episode 30! We made it! 

Special guest Chris Tallman sits in and shares a bit about his career, his strange life as a husband and father, but also does a great job of interviewing Jackie, Justin, and Ryan! Justin discusses his feelings about Minecraft's parent company "Mojang". 

Rapper "Psychic Abilities" stops by to perform some of his newest songs live in the studio. 

Special thanks to Chris Piers for this weeks episode art! Thanks to Krocky Meshkin for the new rap beats! Thanks again to Msarge for the minecraft server!!!

Thanks as always to our announcer Smith Harrison!

Come and join us in Minecraft, help build GVP related landmarks, and play with Ryan, Justin and other friends of the show. 

The IP for our server is 50.22.36.155:25602

Thankyou to Msarge for starting the server!! Thanks to Taj for creating the Jackie block plans! More of those please!! 

Go to Minecraft.net to download and play!

Special Guest Rob Schrab stops by and delights us with personal and career stories, as well as discussion about his brand new Image Comic's art book!

Abed stops by and wows us yet again!

The Nintendo 3DS contest results! Wowie! 

Thanks to Rob Schrab for the episode art and for being our guest! Thanks to Smith Harrison our announcer! Click his name to see his website!

Comedy writing legends Tom Gammill and Max Pross sit in and share stories from working on SNL, The David Letterman show, The Simpsons, Seinfeld, and more. 

Mister Scoops stops by for some hot off the presses celebrity news, and more!!

Thanks to Daron Nefcy for this weeks incredible episode art!! Click her name to see more of her work!!

Check out The Doozies at http://www.gocomics.com/thedoozies!

GVP interviews an 89-year-old ACTUAL WW2 vet who also happens to be Ryan's Grandpa. Another one of Jackie's news segments, and another hilarious email segment. Get ready!

Thanks to Nico for the amazing episode art!

Look, We've had Kent on a few times, but this time Justin was armed with some interesting questions. It's a great interview. 

Thanks to Morgan Locke for this weeks episode art, Thanks to our new producers Dean Pelton and Sam Lembeck. 

Thanks as always to our lovely announcer Smith Harrison. Check out his facebook page!

Actor/ comedian TJ Miller stops by, sick, and wears a mask to protect us. He discusses his brain surgery, the Yogi Bear shoot, and other stuff. 

Surprise visit from Thurop Van Orman the creator of Cartoon Network's Flapjack! 

We introduce a BRAND NEW SEGMENT! 

More inside!

Thanks to Ryan Elder for the new segment's theme music, Thanks to Meredith Wier for this weeks amazing episode art!!

And thanks to our announcer Smith Harrison! 

Here it is! "The NINTENDO 3DS Sponsored by Nintendo Grandma's Virginity Crazy Audio Contest!"

DEADLINE FOR ENTRY: MARCH 25 2011

First prize gets their choice of ONE the following =

1. brand new Nintendo 3DS system, 2. Framed original art asset from Mr. Sprinkles (art actually used in an episode) 3. A date with Jackie (if Jackie approves and you can provide your own transportation and accommodations.)

Second prize gets to pick from the two prizes still left after First place picks. 

Third place gets the last prize standing. (If that prize is a date with Jackie and she opts out or you can't or don't want that, there will be ANOTHER framed original art asset from Mr. Sprinkles as an alternate prize.)

DEADLINE FOR ENTRY: MARCH 25th 2011

1. Find your favorite audio clip from any GVP episode you want. (The clip can be as short as you want, but TRY to keep it around THREE minutes in length. Don't sweat it if you go over by a bit.) If you need to edit the audio, go for it, but don't butcher it or you won't stand a chance at winning.

2. Create some visuals to accompany your chosen audio clip. (Photos, full animation, live action footage, clay animation, whatever you want. Just create some visual component to the audio that enhances it the audio) The closer it seems that the visual component matches the audio the better. 

3. Post your final video on YOUTUBE and then link it on the Grandma's Virginity Facebook page! If you don't understand facebook, then just post your video on YOUTUBE and email us a link at grandmasvirginity@gmail.com

4. Justin, Ryan, Jackie, Abed, Kent Osborne, and maybe Dan Harmon will narrow down the finalists and eventually pick a winner! Second and third place will also get some INSANE prize but we haven't figured that out yet. 

PRO TIP: Be creative. The more work you put in, the better chance you'll have at winning. I don't want to tell you how to play the game, but a fully animated mario cuddling on Jackie's lap is a great place to start!!!!1111

ALSO, just because the deadline is March 25th doesn't mean you can't post one tomorrow! No limit on how many you can make! Make 100 if you want! What do we care?! It probably won't strengthen your odds any!

First show of 2011! We discuss our holidayz, then Dino stops by with friend of the show Dan Harmon and tells us all sorts of neat stuff. We listen and talk back too! 

We also read emails and more. Is this our year? I don't know! Hold on to your jammies!